blunt movie endings

your favorite movies, but with complete lack of plot development and conflict resolution

submissions are welcome, don't forget to tag what movie it's from!

maintained by darshana

Dec 5

“Roger and Anita welcome the newborn dalmatians into their home with loving arms. The lot is too much to handle, however, so they sell them to Cruella for a large sum.”

“The inventor managed to successfully give Edward real hands.”

“After last year’s disaster, Mrs. McCallister never let her son Kevin out of her sight.”

“Julia slipped the langford double.”

Jun 5

“The Wayne parents left Bruce at home because they figured the opera was too scary for a child.”

May 25

“Peter forgot to add a cover sheet to his TPS reports. Nobody gave a shit.”

“Jane accidentally killed the stranger and failed to continue her wormhole research due to being incarcerated.”

“Flunking art actually didn’t mean you’d have to take the class over again with fuckups and retards.”

Apr 30

“After much thought, John Hammond decides that dinosaurs are better off extinct.”

Apr 19

“Julia goes through with her wedding to Glen Gulia and does, in fact, become Julia Gulia.”

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